关于这个问题,以下是一些英语喝酒段子:
1. "I only drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."
3. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
4. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a wine enthusiast."
6. "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
7. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a thirst-quenching solution."
8. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."