以下是一些简短的英文搞笑句子:
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.




